Banana Leaf - Broadway

Cuisine: Malaysian

The Down Low: since no one really knows what Malaysian food is, I propose it's an exotic place to take a Valentine's Day date (which is now only a week away). They will have so much trouble reading the menu that they will hardly notice all the stupid things you are saying.

Favorite Dish: The eggplant fries with Thai chili sauce

Music Pairing: if you are listening to music then your date is probably not going so well, but if you are desperate for some tunes to fill the awkward silences, throw on Porter Robinson's Essential Mix. It is one of the most attractive things I have ever heard and it will completely drown out any unwanted conversation.

Looking to expose an aura of culture and sophistication to impress that special someone on Valentine's Day? Japanese, Thai, Korean and Chinese are all too common in Vancouver, so why not make a reservation for Malaysian and leave him / her too intrigued to turn you down. Hardly a risky bet, as the food is not that different than many other Asian cuisines. Maybe a bit spicier, but it is Valentine's Day, you want your date's heart racing and mouth watering. Be extra considerate and bring some tissue for your partner's runny nose...unless you are into that type of stuff. Careful eating there alone on Valentine's Day though, as your tears and sniffling may draw looks of pity from happy couples nearby.

Instead of cliche rose petals, ask the kitchen for some leftover banana leaves to cover your bed at the end of the night

a 9 Course tasting menu for $33 may be just as disorienting as a bottle of vodka

Totally understand if you are reluctant to share too many of your eggplant fries. No date is worth the sacrifice

Order the mussels to compensate for the muscles you may not have.

With all the restaurant options in Vancouver, I have just helped with the toughest part of Valentine's Day. Now it's up to you to find a date.

Tasty (or wet) dreams,

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